{"product_id":"pre-order-holiday-splatter-variety-box-set","title":"PRE-ORDER: Holiday Splatter Variety Box Set","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis beer is being MADE TO ORDER on or around December 15th. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eShipping will occur in the 7 days after the release date subject to the shipping provisions outlined below. You can check our\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/docs.google.com\/document\/d\/1ono1AHlpHXChM40dvI9STfnWCJC_ZmsR-myqOMYjfz8\/edit?usp=sharing\u0026amp;nbsp;\"\u003e up-to-date production schedule here\u003c\/a\u003e. Please note, this schedule is not static + is updated as things change or shift. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eIf you saw or purchased our original Holiday Splatter Box way back in 2021, than you already know that we are not messing around with a Holiday Themed Box to tickle your fancy. You also know that it sold out quickly both online, and at the Tap Room. Oh, and the beers in the box were of course kick-ass! This themed box set includes 4 DELICIOUS brews with DEVILISH art, oh, and this time in 16oz size cans, not 12oz size cans.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eAvailable as  4-Pack Only and consists of the following beers in 16-oz Can Size:\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cu\u003eSatan's Workshop:\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Juicy, hazy IPAs are always in season. Satan's Workshop offers a full, creamy body with a tropical bouquet and notes of mango, pineapple, and lime. (10% ABV)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDouble Dry Hopped | Citra | Mosaic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eJingle Hell:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003cspan\u003e This devilish, full-bodied stout pours jet black with generous head. Notes of bakers chocolate, coffee, and toffee mingle with assertive finishing bitterness, balanced by malt sweetness. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e(14% ABV)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eChirstmas Bloodbath:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Our roasty, high-octane stout was conditioned on piles of toasted coconut, cacao nibs, and peanuts before being blended with Bourbon Barrel Aged maple syrup. The final result is a drinkable, intoxifying peanut butter cookie composed of equal parts decadence and danger. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e(14.5% ABV)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cu\u003eHoliday of Horror:\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e The malty sweetness of this full bodied Wheatwine perfectly complements notes of freshly roasted coffee, livening the extant notes of toffee and biscuit. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e(11% ABV)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eALC. BY VOL. Varies\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIMPORTANT INFORMATION!! REVIEW BEFORE PLACING ORDER!!!\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eAll orders will be limited to a \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cu\u003eMAXIMUM\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e of 48 unique items. Any orders that exceed this quantity will require a separate transaction(s).\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSHIPPING SCHEDULE:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eWe will complete shipping within the shipping window listed above. However, please note, your ACTUAL shipping date will be driven by the release date of the latest beer in your entire order. For instance, if you order a beer with a release date of December 1st, and another beer with a release date of December 15th, BOTH beers would ship AFTER December 15th.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eLIMITED RELEASES:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe majority of our releases are sold out prior to their release date. As such, you will NOT have the opportunity to reorder, or have us replace it if a can\/bottle is lost or damaged in shipping. We take reasonable steps to package the items in a way to arrive without damage, but in reality the shipping companies can be rough. You should order more than one of any highly desirable beers. If it is damaged\/lost, you might not have the opportunity to get a replacement.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSHIPPING RATES:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003eThe SWEET spot is 4, 8, 24 or 48 cans. You should really consider ordering in on of these quantities to reduces shipping cost per unit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThe minimum charge from the shipping carriers is roughly $14.00 for shipping. Given that the majority of shipping expense is fixed, you should experiment with quantities to reduce the cost per unit. T\u003c\/span\u003ehe shipping costs are derived from the shipping carrier, and can vary based on your exact address, and the exact mix of your specific order.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCHANGES TO AN EXISTING ORDER:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003ePlease refrain from trying to edit or otherwise change existing orders. The web-store we use has some serious limitations, and we want to minimize the chance of error. If there is a gross error like shipping address or the like, please let us know by responding to your email confirmation. \u003cspan\u003ePlease refrain from commenting or direct messaging us on social media. That will only delay our response time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDAMAGED PACKAGE:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIf your package arrives damaged, or if you see on the shipping carriers site that is has been damaged, please respond to your email order confirmation so we have your order number, name, and the details of your order. Please refrain from commenting or direct messaging us on social media. That will only delay our response time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eERRORS WITH ORDER:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003ePlease respond to your email order confirmation with a clear description on what is missing or damaged with your order. \u003cspan\u003ePlease refrain from commenting or direct messaging us on social media. That will only delay our response time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCONFIRM YOUR OWN INFORMATION PRIOR TO ORDERING:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eCommon sense, but you’d be surprised how many people key in their own information wrong. We will ship to whatever address you list, and if you key in the wrong email address, you won't get any confirmations.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNO UPS ACTIVITY:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThe shipping carriers only pick up once a day Monday through Friday, and that time varies each day. We will often continue packaging up boxes AFTER a pick up on a certain day. In that scenario, it is possible to get an email confirmation with a tracking number, but no activity until the shipping carrier physically picks up the package and scans it. 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